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Anonymous inquired: How to make friends

rubyetc:

102% of successful friendships are built on

  • food
  • mutual transitory dysphoria and confusion about other people
  • access to one or more cool animals
  • provision of free wifi/relative shelter from the elements. 

So basically just find someone you like the look of, throw a cake at them. Yell a bit together and then tell them you have free wifi and a house with a dog. 

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catswithbenefits:

i dont want a job i just want paychecks

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